Just About Glad

Thoughts on Being a 37-Year-Old iPad Kid

I have come to terms with the truth. My deepest passion in life isn’t to constantly create, it’s to do nothing.

Jun 10 • Alison Stevenson

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May 2026

He's Just Not That Into You...Or Is He?

Most people now say that if you’re dating someone who isn’t 100% invested in you from the start, that means they don’t want to be in a relationship with…

May 4 • Alison Stevenson

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April 2026

Thoughts Inspired By Lindy West, Several Weeks Past Peak Discourse

And I even bring up #Scandoval at one point, because "relevance" is an evil tool of capitalism (imho).

Apr 21 • Alison Stevenson

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March 2026

A String of Thoughts That Mostly Ended Up Being About TikToks I Watched

I want to lean more into writing down my thoughts as they come.

Mar 19 • Alison Stevenson

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January 2026

October 2025

September 2025

July 2025

UNDENIABLE

The following is an essay I wrote as part of a current art exhibition, “The Cosmic Egg”, on view now at the Philosophical Research Society.

Jul 7, 2025 • Alison Stevenson

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September 2024

Fat, Not Ugly

It’s the same old story time and time again.

Sep 30, 2024 • Alison Stevenson

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May 2024

What Is This For?

On its face, the reasons I chose to pursue comedy are clear: I like to laugh, I like making people laugh, and I genuinely enjoy storytelling and…

May 14, 2024 • Alison Stevenson

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February 2024

September 2023

One Day, We Will All Be Sluts

Or at least we will all love and support them and the world will be a better place for it.

Sep 14, 2023 • Alison Stevenson

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